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"Everyone wants a MacBook Pro because they are so bitchin’ "

 

-Steve Jobs, Shareholders Meeting, 2006

 

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Thanks, I was just about to say that!

 

Apple Media Centre? With about 1 year delay, finally!

 

J

 

Your an Apple, I'm an orange :D

 

I'm sure Steve cusses all the time.. should this really be that big of a shock?

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Soon Microsoft will come out with Pimpin'. Their advertising campaign will go as such:

 

"Pimpin' my {censored}". Pimpin' will have a Microsoft logo above it. {censored} will have an Apple.

 

Moral: Watch your words oh loose Steve Jobs!

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Well steve there are only four differences between a pc laptop and your new range:-

 

Oh, a Pee Cee troll... never seen one of those before[/sarcasm].

 

1 is price for hardware that is basically the same, yours is always loads more.

 

Just like the similarly priced Acer TravelMate, same processor, same Intel chipset, same wireless... Can't do as much with it though... hmm?

 

2 is your laptop has a digital rights management chip which is a restrictive copyright enforcement chip big brother.

 

Same processor as that Acer TravelMate Pee Cee (the one not made by Apple) hmm?

 

EDIT:

Sorry, I misunderstood you. You meant that I can come into your house and steal all of your sh*t, since simply being able to take something gives me the right to just go and do it, right? I'll be sure to steal your Pee Cee too, even though I would never actually use it. =) (I mean, really... it's just a Pee Cee!)

 

3 is a efi.

 

(With BIOS compatibility too) It runs Mac OS X and it does Windows and Linux as well. Plus I have a built-in boot loader (had it for 6 years now too with other Macs) and I can make my computer into an external firewire hard drive simply by holding down a button at startup which you can't do with a BIOS Pee Cee. Lets me hook it up to other computers and use it as a hard drive. Hmm? I definitely have the better machine. Thanks for reminding me of that.

 

4 is you offer lack of choice.

 

Hmm, I can choose Windows, Mac OS X, Linux... (Hell, with Parallels I can do them all at once, no need to choose anymore. Seems like I have more to choose from than you do?

 

This guy annoys me the most (well almost the most). The only thing bitchin about the new mac is it turns you into Apple's {censored}. Steve, you are such a jaffa. Infact you are the jaffa of the Apple world.

 

So, you are basically pissed that our new laptops run circles around your Pee Cee hardware and you are frustrated as hell about it.

 

Yeah, it shows. :D

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