skyhighmac Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. Â "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer. They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats, but all three Apple engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. Â The Microsoft employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft employees decide to copy the Apple engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don't buy a ticket at all. Â "How are you going to travel without a ticket" says one perplexed Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer. Â When they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a restroom and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"... Â Found that and thought it was funny. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Pretty funny. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Are you trying to say that Apple outwits Microsoft? hahahaha Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxsci(macuser) Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 obviously apple needs to do this in the tech industry, make something that microsoft will steal (aka anything apple makes) and throw it back at them... the only question is how... Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 obviously apple needs to do this in the tech industry, make something that microsoft will steal (aka anything apple makes) and throw it back at them...the only question is how... Â Â Are you an idiot? Not trying to be a jerk but hello? Microsoft Zune was a total bust, Microsoft trying to imitate the ipod's success failed. Okay not really failed but it wasn't really an "ipod killer" Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloutmacstoday Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololol   that made my day Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyhighmac Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 We all have to have some fun! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Funny Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-512288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xplizid Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 that was pretty good i have to admit funny even if you take it outta context of apple and ms but it makes it exceptionally funnier. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-514594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLiDE FTW!!1 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 obviously apple needs to do this in the tech industry, make something that microsoft will steal (aka anything apple makes) and throw it back at them...the only question is how... Instead of plotting market dominance for a multi-billion dollar company, why not focus on creating your own financial opportunities? Â Honestly, this Apple vs. Microsoft thing is boring. We all know Microsoft sucks, but Apple is no better. Â Â LMFAO @ this joke though Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-514984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envying Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 LMAO, good one! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-514985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubric Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hahahaha Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-518949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhail Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Now thats funny. Imagine all the microsoft people walking out Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-519275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
equilibriumuk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 haha nice Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-608363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh0td0wn Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Lol. That was cool. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-609080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special-K Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I lol'd alittle. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-609097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooly Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 lol! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-619346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
~anima Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 roflmao ^^ nice one m8 Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-619579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabr Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 lol... Made me chuckle. Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-621047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark K Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 funny! Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-718853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
djet Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Ha Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-718883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJChee Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol lolololololol that made my day Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-720031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
~pcwiz Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Supposedly you could replace Microsoft with the name of any company you dislike, and you could replace Apple with a company you do like and the joke would still work. Or you could switch MS and Apple around and say that Apple is stupid Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-720196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MoC) Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I can just imagine erei33 walking out of the train Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-720212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi89 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I loled Link to comment https://www.insanelymac.com/forum/topic/72326-apple-engineers/#findComment-720386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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