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bread (I could use the extra dough and speaking of dough this one took me some time to come up with tell me how you like it)

 

programmer or programmer's spouse (must read below before answering)

 

Programmer

Just finished creating a program that would give you billions, but a car crashes through your house demolished your whole computer to ash, horrific scaring on your legs, 4 lost toes, and gave you permanent amnesia of everything that has happened to you in the last five years including creating aforementioned program, but, on the bright side, you were award 2 million dollars from the judge, that's before the lawyers cut, that is.

 

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Programmer's spouse

You barely know how to send an email using a computer, married to someone who no longer remembers who you even are, have two lost legs and a face that is slightly disfigured because of that darn car, but, on the bright side, your spouse has to split that 2 million and you know where he kept a backup of the program.

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